by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 116th Most Pacifist: 312th Most Beautiful Environments: 366th
The Peaceful Land-Area of
Democratic Socialists
All creatures deserve happiness!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population17.507 billion

CapitalGabeWorld Capital
LeaderPresident Gabe

Animalgreen iguana

The Peaceful Land-Area of GabeWorld is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Gabe with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.507 billion GabeWorld Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GabeWorld Capital. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant GabeWorldian economy, worth 137 trillion gabedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,880 gabedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Gabe's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to GabeWorld as a reminder of their "special relationship", banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GabeWorld's national animal is the green iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GabeWorld is ranked 382nd in the world and 2nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 133.95 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Influential: 116thMost Pacifist: 312thMost Beautiful Environments: 366thMost Compassionate Citizens: 382ndBest Weather: 395thNicest Citizens: 479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 521stLongest Average Lifespans: 669thHealthiest Citizens: 869thMost Stationary: 1,063rdSafest: 1,317thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,855thSmartest Citizens: 1,983rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,017thLowest Crime Rates: 2,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,940thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,235thMost Cultured: 3,301stLargest Governments: 4,699thLargest Populations: 5,231stMost Inclusive: 7,521stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,365thMost Income Equality: 11,319thMost Secular: 11,645thNudest: 14,617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,459th
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the region

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