by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 990thMost Influential: 1,461stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,236th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Freedom, Justice & Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.759 billion

CapitalCapitale Grande
LeaderEl Presidente

AnimalGabenian dove

The United States of Gabenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.759 billion Gabenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitale Grande. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gabenian economy, worth 143 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,639 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, most ambassadors from Gabenia retire only a few years after being appointed, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabenia's national animal is the Gabenian dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Gabenia is ranked 74,639th in the world and 3,033rd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 990thMost Influential: 1,461stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 7,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,991stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,392ndTop
Best Weather: 14,286thHealthiest Citizens: 14,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,986thNicest Citizens: 16,992ndMost Cultured: 17,133rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,590thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,142ndMost Inclusive: 20,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,512thMost Pacifist: 21,651stMost Developed: 23,710thMost Secular: 23,882nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 401st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 609th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 636th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 682nd in the regionBest Weather: 806th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 835th in the regionMost Cultured: 870th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 895th in the regionNicest Citizens: 954th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabenia was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
  • : Gabenia was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Gabenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Gabenia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tyirza.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenia, most ambassadors from Gabenia retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenia, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenia, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Gabenia endorsed The Republic of Tsandonown.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 196 » Ethnon, Valentine Z, Newpromisedland, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Zzozona, Prydania, Planes, Koda-Land, Sevinland, Selfgradatude, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Krazon, Former English Colony, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Sundred, Fauzjhia, Xagill, Shibutani, Seenvorland, Hamerica, Dreadton, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Empy, The Calabash Protectorate, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Kranostav, Libertania Democratica, New Lakemba, Aeolist, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Sikol, Sunto, North Bratislava, 1 very fast endotarter, and 146 others.The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Yokciq Empire, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Kocherian, Seanat, Simone Republic, Pizza Squared, Cretox State, Joodey, Brucklania, Zeternia, Dangine, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Maclare, Madjack, Kragsgale, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eurochina, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Xyrron, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, United Kahndaq, Heilhum Imperius, Orado, Vincone Cae, WeKnow, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Solcius, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Morover, Unsophisticate, Holy Oranz, Jestings, Pleroma Sans Romans, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Hardscrabble, The Endless Eventide, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Magna Banitia, Feelonia, Republica Guilleana, Wilkshire, Religioncord, DIMAnism, Venicea, Topito, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Cosamaloapan, PEG, Maratabat, Pasargad, Malta Comino Gozo, Imperial Pieserged, East Akra, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Ellbonnia, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Free Atlantis, Hewani, Climeria, Intion North, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Landestian, Bharathvarsh, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, The Mazur Empire, Star Kingdom, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Nalver And, Colfes, Super Girl, RepublicCity, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Singamadri, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Folenz, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Questann, Lol2639, Katuda, Siforpeo, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, Alexander the Magnus, TyGerria, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Tyirza, Siberian Workforce, and Defense For The World Assembly.

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