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Largest Information Technology Sector: 777th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,113th Largest Black Market: 1,439th
The United Nationalist States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
immigration is for nerds
Robert J Sorbo
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Gabenhalla

Population6.812 billion

CapitalDurahona
LeaderRobert J Sorbo

Currencykazkan
AnimalCorgi

The United Nationalist States of Gabenhalla is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Robert J Sorbo with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.812 billion Gabenhallans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durahona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gabenhallan economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion kazkans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,527 kazkans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,130,025 per year while the poor average 24,589, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gabenhalla's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gabenhalla is ranked 12,491st in the world and 23rd in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,611.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 777thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,113thLargest Black Market: 1,439thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,838thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,870thFattest Citizens: 2,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,860thRudest Citizens: 3,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,584thHighest Average Incomes: 3,898thLargest Retail Industry: 3,967thSmartest Citizens: 5,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,450thMost Efficient Economies: 5,499thMost Developed: 7,780thHighest Economic Output: 7,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,253rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,897thLargest Governments: 9,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,946thMost Secular: 10,370thMost Armed: 11,616thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,686thMost Pro-Market: 14,988thHighest Drug Use: 15,141st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabenhalla's influence in Spiritus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabenhalla, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.

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