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Most Patriotic: 6,237thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,916thHealthiest Citizens: 16,300th
The Old Raiding Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
America!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gabe1785

Population7.534 billion

CapitalGabe1785 City
LeaderVenico duh

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Old Raiding Puppet of Gabe1785 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Venico duh with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.534 billion Gabe1785ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gabe1785 City. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gabe1785ian economy, worth 869 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,433 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Gabe1785ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabe1785's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gabe1785 is ranked 235,248th in the world and 7,934th in Suspicious for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.87 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Patriotic: 6,237thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,916thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,715thLowest Crime Rates: 23,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,957thMost Authoritarian: 26,101stHighest Food Quality: 26,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 27,025thSmartest Citizens: 27,460thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,245thBest Weather: 29,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,619th
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 242nd in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionBest Weather: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionMost Developed: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 379th in the regionMost Inclusive: 405th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 411th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 422nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 466th in the regionMost Devout: 466th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 499th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 502nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 551st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 594th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 615th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 622nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 631st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 638th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 664th in the regionLargest Black Market: 699th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 759th in the regionLargest Populations: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabe1785 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Gabe1785ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, Gabe1785 City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabe1785, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Gabe1785 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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