by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,860th
The Shai-Faction Confederacy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Enlightened Collective, Great Observers of the Unknown
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.559 billion

CapitalImilh Gaazi

AnimalTerab Pufferfish

The Shai-Faction Confederacy of Gaazikumukh is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.559 billion Gaazikumen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imilh Gaazi. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gaazikumukh economy, worth 573 trillion qamats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,867 qamats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaazikumukh's national animal is the Terab Pufferfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hiisabi.

Gaazikumukh is ranked 13,849th in the world and 9th in Axiom Supercluster for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,503.62 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,860thBest Weather: 5,463rdMost Cultured: 6,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,700thMost Developed: 7,742ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,845thLowest Crime Rates: 7,925thMost Inclusive: 7,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,658thNicest Citizens: 8,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,837thLargest Governments: 9,980thHealthiest Citizens: 10,326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,640thMost Pacifist: 10,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,831stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,908thSmartest Citizens: 12,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,494thMost Efficient Economies: 20,701st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the region

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