Population | 24.864 billion |
Capital | New Transylvania |
Leader | Rocket Scion |
Faith | the Church of Yellmo |
Currency | card |
Animal | potato vending machine |
The Shining Islands of G C Bakura is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rocket Scion with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.864 billion Bakurans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Transylvania. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient G C Bakuran economy, worth an astonishing 13,596 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 546,838 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and where there's smoke there's the G C Bakuran Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. G C Bakura's national animal is the potato vending machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Yellmo.
G C Bakura is ranked 110,725th in the world and 1st in The Drawception Community Domains for Most Authoritarian, with 670.47 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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G C Bakura, where there's smoke there's the G C Bakuran Forestry Department.
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G C Bakura, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
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G C Bakura, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
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G C Bakura, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
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G C Bakura, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Rocket Scion's bedroom.
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G C Bakura, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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G C Bakura, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
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G C Bakura, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
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G C Bakura, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
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G C Bakura, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.