The Landsraad Hegemony of G-Tech Corporation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hegemon Winthrop Eddleton the Younger with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.631 billion Landsers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spire of Eternity. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hegemonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,073 trillion Esardoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 411,275 Esardoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Spire of Eternity as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. G-Tech Corporation's national animal is the Elvardian Seerial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

G-Tech Corporation is ranked 63,297^th in the world and 7^th in Ankh Mauta for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 285.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.