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Most Secular: 698th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,016th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,323rd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
DIE FOR FYSTIA
Influence
Diplomat
The Brains of the Operation
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fystia

Population2.785 billion

CapitalOppressiva

CurrencyScrap
AnimalMegaladon

The Dictatorship of Fystia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.785 billion Fystians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppressiva. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fystian economy, worth 545 trillion Scraps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,921 Scraps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, Fystian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fystia's national animal is the Megaladon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fystia is ranked 149,674th in the world and 18th in SHS Stole My Woman for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 35.61 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Secular: 698thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,323rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,807thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,326thLargest Black Market: 2,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,555thMost Authoritarian: 3,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,137thMost Conservative: 5,077thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,154thLowest Crime Rates: 5,520thHighest Average Incomes: 6,018thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,541stLargest Governments: 6,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,393rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,317thMost Extreme: 9,750thLargest Mining Sector: 9,768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,945thMost Income Equality: 11,245th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fystia's influence in SHS Stole My Woman rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, Fystian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, concussed Megaladonball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Fystia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.

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