Population | 1.763 billion |
Capital | Kessler |
Leader | Marvin Heemeyer |
Currency | Dogecoin |
Animal | Porcupine |
The Republic of FyoC is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marvin Heemeyer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.763 billion FyoCians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessler. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.
The frighteningly efficient FyoCian economy, worth 277 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 157,136 Dogecoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 914,127 per year while the poor average 12,769, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.
Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, and in a baffling press conference Marvin Heemeyer proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FyoC's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
FyoC is ranked 194,009th in the world and 73rd in Kantrias for Most Stationary, with 55.28108962008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, in a baffling press conference Marvin Heemeyer proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : FyoC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : FyoC voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter FyoCian pirates.
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in FyoC, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.