| Population | 2.746 billion |
| Capital | Fuspino |
| Leader | Mimmo De Mimmis |
| Faith | Mimmo De Mimmis |
| Currency | Lira |
| Animal | Alpaca |
The United People of Fuspiac is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mimmo De Mimmis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.746 billion Fuspiacians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuspino. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Fuspiacian economy, worth 476 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,401 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuspiac's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mimmo De Mimmis.
Fuspiac is ranked 7,233rd in the world and 52nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.74 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Fuspiac, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Fuspiac was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
- : Following new legislation in Fuspiac, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
