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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Drug Use: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The light of god burns strongly
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fuseikoku

Population6.824 billion

Currencyounce of human blood
Animalhomo sapiens

The Empire of Fuseikoku is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.824 billion Fuseikokuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fuseikokuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion ounce of human bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,986 ounce of human bloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fuseikoku's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fuseikoku is ranked 58,208th in the world and 3rd in Fuseishuu for Most Conservative, scoring 72.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Drug Use: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thMost Ignorant Citizens: 61stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62ndMost Devout: 74thMost Primitive: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 252ndFattest Citizens: 265thMost Cultured: 272ndHighest Crime Rates: 366thMost Rebellious Youth: 387thMost Corrupt Governments: 767thMost Armed: 1,376thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,472ndNudest: 2,622ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,911thHighest Food Quality: 3,131stLargest Black Market: 5,076thMost Authoritarian: 5,221stHighest Average Incomes: 6,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,281stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,553rdHighest Economic Output: 17,142ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,420thMost Influential: 24,145thLargest Retail Industry: 26,026th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, army gunpowder stores are being commandeered to make pretty fireworks and sparklers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'.
  • : Fuseikoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.

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