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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70thMost Ignorant Citizens: 185th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The light of god burns strongly
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fuseikoku

Population2.615 billion

Currencyounce of human blood
Animalhomo sapiens

The Empire of Fuseikoku is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.615 billion Fuseikokuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fuseikokuan economy, worth 601 trillion ounce of human bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,857 ounce of human bloods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fuseikoku's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fuseikoku is ranked 1,879th in the world and 1st in Fuseishuu for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 56 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70thMost Ignorant Citizens: 185thMost Primitive: 217thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 233rdMost Devout: 284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,033rdMost Cultured: 1,177thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,204thFattest Citizens: 1,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,146thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,611thMost Armed: 2,897thHighest Crime Rates: 2,910thNudest: 3,237thLargest Black Market: 3,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,007thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,764thHighest Average Incomes: 5,053rdMost Authoritarian: 6,080thMost Efficient Economies: 7,604thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,435thHighest Food Quality: 11,582ndMost Patriotic: 12,894thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,085th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, foreign envoys that want to visit Fuseikoku now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
  • : Fuseikoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuseikoku, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.

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