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Most Inclusive: 861st Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,239th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,273rd
The Confusingly Arousing Pack of
Left-wing Utopia
Don't Pet the Sweaty Things
Zzyzx Wolfe
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Furry Things

Population3.592 billion

CapitalWolfsburg
LeaderZzyzx Wolfe
FaithWuffism

Currencycommission
Animalmassive wuff

The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zzyzx Wolfe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.592 billion Furries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry Thingsian economy, worth 739 trillion commissions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,942 commissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, Massive Wuff is one of the most popular forenames in Furry Things, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Furry Things's national animal is the massive wuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wuffism.

Furry Things is ranked 21,685th in the world and 915th in the Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 68.84 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 861stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,239thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,273rdHighest Drug Use: 1,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,416thNicest Citizens: 1,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,433rdMost Politically Free: 1,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,668thTop
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Most Developed: 1,693rdRudest Citizens: 1,754thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,061stSmartest Citizens: 2,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,866thLargest Governments: 2,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,929thMost Cultured: 3,353rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,900thNudest: 6,170thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,910thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,175thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,794thMost Efficient Economies: 9,157thMost Influential: 9,762ndMost Pacifist: 11,670thMost Secular: 11,970thMost Armed: 14,996thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,643rd
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 89th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionNudest: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 169th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionMost Extreme: 207th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 289th in the regionMost Armed: 336th in the regionMost Pacifist: 338th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 364th in the regionMost Secular: 390th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 470th in the regionLargest Populations: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, Massive Wuff is one of the most popular forenames in Furry Things.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.

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