Population | 1.337 billion |
Capital | Zootopia |
Leader | Supreme Furry Mister Waffles |
Currency | Pawbucks |
Animal | Normie |
The Soviet Zootopian Union of Furry Free States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Furry Mister Waffles with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.337 billion Furries are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zootopia. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Furry economy, worth 76.5 trillion Pawbucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,232 Pawbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furry Free States's national animal is the Normie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Furry Free States is ranked 46,889th in the world and 24th in Barbaria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,827.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
- : Furry Free States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality, Most Pacifist, and Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Furry Free States published "Mining Industry" (Factbook: Economy).
- : Following new legislation in Furry Free States, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.