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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,785thMost Authoritarian: 4,666thMost Conservative: 4,840th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
These cats are gay today
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Minnow
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Outlawed
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Funnycatisgay

Population563 million

CurrencyPoop
AnimalFunny gay cat

The Dictatorship of Funnycatisgay is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 563 million Funnycatisgayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Funnycatisgayian economy, worth 27.3 trillion Poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,419 Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in the Rejected Realms, and the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funnycatisgay's national animal is the Funny gay cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Funnycatisgay is ranked 170,852nd in the world and 4,641st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 563 million Capita.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,785thMost Authoritarian: 4,666thMost Conservative: 4,840thMost Primitive: 5,274thTop
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Most Avoided: 12,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,411thMost Extreme: 19,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,905thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,872nd
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Most Authoritarian: 144th in the regionMost Conservative: 154th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Extreme: 238th in the regionMost Primitive: 297th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 679th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 698th in the regionMost Avoided: 722nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 731st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Funnycatisgay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive.
  • : Funnycatisgay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in the Rejected Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, honeymoon suites can be located by following newlywed couples' shrieks of "what's that?".

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