The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.72 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 62.9%.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 300 trillion pons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,661 pons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 46,560^th in the world and 59^th in New West Indies for Highest Average Incomes, with 80,661.21 Standard Monetary Units.