The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.14 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 374 trillion pons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,850 pons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 18,730^th in the world and 34^th in New West Indies for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,405.1 Tourists Per Hour.