by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,138th
The Nation-Sized Disco Party of
Democratic Socialists
Spore is a work of art
Grand Minister Grooven
Secretary of Internal Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Funky Goats

Population6.812 billion

LeaderGrand Minister Grooven

Animalfunky goat

The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.812 billion Funky Goats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 490 trillion pons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,973 pons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 32,422nd in the world and 32nd in New West Indies for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 6.9 Bank.

Most Influential: 3,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,138thMost Pacifist: 7,658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,867thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,469thSafest: 10,889thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,711thBest Weather: 11,900thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,708thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,737thNicest Citizens: 14,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,927thMost Inclusive: 16,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,434thHighest Food Quality: 18,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,153rdSmartest Citizens: 21,762ndMost Secular: 23,753rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the region

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