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Most Pacifist: 9,414th Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,599th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,321st
The Nation-Sized Disco Party of
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Funky Goats

Population2.14 billion

LeaderGrand Minister Grooven

Animalfunky goat

The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.14 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 176 trillion pons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,371 pons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Funky Goats made a dessert and called it peace, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 32,165th in the world and 23rd in Evergreen Conifer for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Pacifist: 9,414thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,321stMost Influential: 11,484thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,741stSafest: 13,232ndNicest Citizens: 13,278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,792ndMost Inclusive: 15,054thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,704th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » 24221 Paradox, Fareth, and Barrencol.

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