The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.14 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 176 trillion pons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,371 pons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Funky Goats made a dessert and called it peace, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 32,165^th in the world and 23^rd in Evergreen Conifer for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.