The Federation of Funktropolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Al Green with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.835 billion Funktropolisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motown. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funktropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion benjamins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 150,676 benjamins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown. Funktropolis's national animal is the armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funktropolis is ranked 10,969^th in the world and 1^st in atlasia for Smartest Citizens, with 88.67 quips per hour.