The Retirement Resort of Funkadelia Island is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Funk with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.172 billion Funkadelia Islandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Public Transport, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The strong Funkadelia Islandian economy, worth 627 trillion Grooves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,293 Grooves, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, Atomic Dogs are considered a delicacy, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Funkadelia Island's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Funkadelia Island is ranked 75,096^th in the world and 16^th in Taijitu for Most Beautiful Environments, with 597.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.