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Highest Crime Rates: 114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 139thMost Armed: 147th
The Boyqueendom of
Benevolent Dictatorship
WE WILL DESTROY POOR PEOPLE!
Boyqueen Oliver
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Boyqueen of Fungoosiania
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Fungoose

Population7.178 billion

CapitalFalconia
LeaderBoyqueen Oliver
FaithGross Stuff

CurrencyCandycorn
AnimalGoat

The Boyqueendom of Fungoose is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Boyqueen Oliver with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.178 billion Fungoosians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fungoosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,059 trillion Candycorns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,860 Candycorns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,816 per year while the poor average 65,332, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, political activists are routinely executed, and luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fungoose's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gross Stuff.

Fungoose is ranked 188th in the world and 1st in Fungoosiania for Fattest Citizens, with 94.56 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 139thMost Armed: 147thFattest Citizens: 188thLargest Gambling Industry: 189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 244thMost Avoided: 288thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 319thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 335thLargest Retail Industry: 499thMost Rebellious Youth: 586thHighest Disposable Incomes: 710thMost Ignorant Citizens: 767thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,027thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,097thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,107thRudest Citizens: 1,445thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,726thLargest Mining Sector: 1,735thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,379thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,067thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,604thHighest Economic Output: 8,044thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,604thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,785thHighest Drug Use: 16,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,730thMost Pro-Market: 18,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,299thLargest Black Market: 21,125th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship.
  • : Fungoose's influence in Fungoosiania rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Fungoose's influence in Fungoosiania rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Fungoose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fungoose, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.

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