The Clan of Funchals is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.817 billion Funchalsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The thriving Funchalsian economy, worth 896 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,344 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,204 per year while the poor average 10,269, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military funding has been stripped back, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem. Funchals's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funchals is ranked 252,390^th in the world and 3^rd in Warriors Clan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.91 law-abiding acts per hour.