The Poet Laureate of Haiku of Fuentana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baron Comte von Fontaine II Jr with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.68 billion Fuentanananananans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spring City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fuentanan economy, worth 790 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,936 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the Fuentanan delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and most Fuentanananananans would sell their own grandmother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuentana's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Postmodern Catholic Paulinism.

Fuentana is ranked 212,077^th in the world and 5,011^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.