by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390thMost Influential: 770th
The Poetic Pirate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Baron Comte von Fontaine IV
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Civil Rights
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Population3.05 billion

CapitalSpring City
LeaderBaron Comte von Fontaine IV
FaithPostmodern Catholic Paulinism

Animaldomestic cat

The Poetic Pirate of Fuentana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Baron Comte von Fontaine IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.05 billion Fuentanans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spring City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fuentanan economy, worth 370 trillion Fantas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,569 Fantas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Fuentanan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, there are no more heroes any more, and arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuentana's national animal is the domestic cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Postmodern Catholic Paulinism.

Fuentana is ranked 770th in the world and 9th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 101,428 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390thMost Influential: 770thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,410thMost Pacifist: 1,525thNicest Citizens: 1,622ndMost Inclusive: 1,756thTop
Best Weather: 2,812thSafest: 2,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,874thMost Devout: 4,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,408thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,606thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,616thHealthiest Citizens: 4,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,825thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,998thLowest Crime Rates: 5,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,299thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,753rdMost Cultured: 6,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,274thMost Developed: 8,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,342ndLargest Governments: 10,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,282ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,070thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,090thMost Efficient Economies: 13,639thMost Income Equality: 18,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,104th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Cultured: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 267th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 418th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionMost Stationary: 493rd in the region

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