The New Order of Fud Meder Valliquinn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Commander Velker with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.007 billion Valliquinnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstoska. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Valliquinnian economy, worth 795 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,441 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fud Meder Valliquinn's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fud Meder Valliquinn is ranked 3,801^st in the world and 197^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.57 law-abiding acts per hour.