The Frozen Tundra of Froyodia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elsa of Froyo with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.44 billion Froyodians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arondale. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Froyodian economy, worth 270 trillion spoons a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,014 spoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint. Crime is totally unknown. Froyodia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ice magic.

Froyodia is ranked 154,619^th in the world and 19^th in Haiku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.64 law-abiding acts per hour.