The Senate and People of Frostinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Elsa with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.396 billion Frostinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glacialis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Frostinian economy, worth an astonishing 19,731 trillion gelums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 527,638 gelums, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

When people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Empress Elsa more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Frostinia's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Religio Frostiniana.

Frostinia is ranked 13,292^nd in the world and 193^rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.54 law-abiding acts per hour.