The Democratic Republic of FROST33 is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 669 million FROST33ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving FROST33ian economy, worth 59.4 trillion Ours a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,810 Ours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use FROST33 City as a backdrop, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, artists are pillars of society, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the FROST33ian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FROST33's national animal is the Eagle , which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FROST33 is ranked 26,329^th in the world and 1,311^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.