The Democratic Republic of FROST33 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.924 billion FROST33ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming FROST33ian economy, worth 196 trillion Ours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,915 Ours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FROST33's national animal is the Eagle , which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FROST33 is ranked 100,817^th in the world and 4,359^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.