The Watchfires of FRoS-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.123 billion FRoS-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The strong FRoS-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,594 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, people's charity begins and ends at home, cities in FRoS-1 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FRoS-1's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FRoS-1 is ranked 115,786^th in the world and 1^st in Federal Republic of Somalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.14 law-abiding acts per hour.