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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,031stMost Armed: 1,124thFattest Citizens: 1,719th
The Chosen Undead's Republic of
Corporate Police State
May the flames guide your way.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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FROMSOFTWARE

Population1.751 billion

CapitalFirelink Shrine
LeaderChosen Undead
FaithBlade of the Darkmoon

Currencynuke
Animalundead

The Chosen Undead's Republic of FROMSOFTWARE is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chosen Undead with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.751 billion FROMSOFTWAREians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firelink Shrine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The frighteningly efficient FROMSOFTWAREian economy, worth 299 trillion nukes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 170,973 nukes, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of FROMSOFTWARE, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, and only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FROMSOFTWARE's national animal is the undead, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blade of the Darkmoon.

FROMSOFTWARE is ranked 15,072nd in the world and 15th in New Western Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,191.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,031stMost Armed: 1,124thFattest Citizens: 1,719thHighest Crime Rates: 1,724thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,795thNudest: 2,108thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,136thTop
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Most Secular: 2,315thMost Avoided: 2,349thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,845thLargest Retail Industry: 7,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,643rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,795thMost Patriotic: 10,195thHighest Average Incomes: 10,407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,443rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,426thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,072ndLargest Black Market: 15,372ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,627thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,107thMost Efficient Economies: 17,212thLargest Mining Sector: 18,590th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of FROMSOFTWARE.
  • : FROMSOFTWARE was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : FROMSOFTWARE's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : FROMSOFTWARE changed its national faith to "Blade of the Darkmoon".
  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in FROMSOFTWARE, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Chosen Undead's rear echelons.

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