The Queendom of Frog Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.231 billion Frog Dragonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Frog Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,793 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frog Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frog Dragonia is ranked 6,751^st in the world and 150^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.35 law-abiding acts per hour.