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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,075thLargest Retail Industry: 4,291stLargest Black Market: 5,366th
The OMG it's so humid of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Frizzed out Hair

Population21.507 billion

CapitalPerm
LeaderCher

CurrencyComb
AnimalPoodle

The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cher with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.507 billion Frizzed out Hairians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Frizzed out Hairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Combs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,895 Combs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frizzed out Hair's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frizzed out Hair is ranked 136,027th in the world and 1st in The Satellite of Love for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 81.96 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,075thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,291stLargest Black Market: 5,366thLargest Populations: 5,712thLargest Mining Sector: 5,942ndHighest Economic Output: 6,624thMost Devout: 7,247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,100thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,060thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,977th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frizzed out Hair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Frizzed out Hair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Frizzed out Hair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Frizzed out Hair's influence in The Satellite of Love rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Frizzed out Hair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Frizzed out Hair, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Frizzed out Hair was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Frizzed out Hair, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Frizzed out Hair, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Frizzed out Hair, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.

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