The Kongerige of Frisemark is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Niketa Færir with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.962 billion Frisik are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hagenav. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Frisik economy, worth 356 trillion kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,317 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Niketa Færir's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Frisik websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frisemark's national animal is the Giant Petrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frisemark is ranked 274,097^th in the world and 7^th in Project Snowscape for Fattest Citizens, with 6.99 Obesity Rate.