by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 196thLargest Retail Industry: 363rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 854th
The Third Assembly of
The States of great history.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.503 billion

FaithJa' Cafrinism


The Third Assembly of Frinotonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dionl with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.503 billion Frinotonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freege. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Frinotonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion frinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 280,059 frinoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,354,409 per year while the poor average 33,594, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime is almost non-existent. Frinotonia's national animal is the zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ja' Cafrinism.

Frinotonia is ranked 78,475th in the world and 3,357th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.47 weapons per person.

Rudest Citizens: 196thLargest Retail Industry: 363rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 854thMost Efficient Economies: 1,026thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,936thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,179thMost Inclusive: 2,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,238thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,243rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,322ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,568thHighest Food Quality: 2,605thHighest Average Incomes: 2,650thMost Developed: 3,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,279thMost Influential: 3,490thNicest Citizens: 4,012thMost Cultured: 4,101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,767thLargest Black Market: 5,053rdLargest Governments: 5,306thHealthiest Citizens: 5,335thHighest Economic Output: 5,345thMost Pacifist: 5,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,658thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,654thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,985thNudest: 9,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,998thMost Secular: 11,392ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,268thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,032ndMost Stationary: 15,068thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,478thMost Politically Free: 19,104thHighest Drug Use: 20,926thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,780thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,924th
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Cultured: 183rd in the regionMost Stationary: 185th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 200th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionLargest Black Market: 252nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Pacifist: 289th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 339th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 342nd in the regionNudest: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 446th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 466th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 479th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 497th in the regionMost Politically Free: 510th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 551st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 680th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 690th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 767th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 866th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 921st in the regionMost Extreme: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Frinotonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Frinotonia, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to.


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