The Keninginryk of Friesenland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Pippa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.688 billion Frisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorestad. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Frisian economy, worth 466 trillion Sceats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,433 Sceats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, artists are pillars of society, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Friesenland's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Various.

Friesenland is ranked 22,195^th in the world and 2^nd in Mirror World for Most Politically Free, scoring 82.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.