Population | 14.794 billion |
Capital | Imperial Münich |
Leader | Emperor Bryan von Friently-Hannover VII |
Faith | The Twin Angels |
Currency | ReichsEuro |
Animal | German Eagle |
The ✠ Grand Empire ✠ of Friently is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Bryan von Friently-Hannover VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.794 billion Imperial Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Münich. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The all-consuming Imperial Friently economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion ReichsEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 382,908 ReichsEuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, Friently recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and the might of the entire Imperial Friently Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friently's national animal is the German Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Twin Angels.
Friently is ranked 6,508th in the world and 6th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Friently lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Friently's influence in Saint Helene fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Friently was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Friently unsuppressed a post on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Friently suppressed a post on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Friently lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Friently suppressed a post on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Friently agreed to construct embassies between Saint Helene and Union of Christian Nations.
- : Friently lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Friently lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.