The Kingdom of Friendly Simonian Pacifists is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 2.46 billion Friendly Simonian Pacifists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifistville. The average income tax rate is 28.9%.

The thriving Friendly Simonian Pacifist economy, worth 183 trillion pacifisoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 74,684 pacifisoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, the government has returned all business to private ownership, and an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friendly Simonian Pacifists's national animal is the lark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Friendly Simonian Pacifists is ranked 74,550^th in the world and 1^st in Friendly Pacifists for Most Patriotic, with 24.44 flags saluted per person per day.