The Long Forgotten Republic of Friday Freshman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Amelia Gray with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.012 billion Freshmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starfall. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freshman economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,744 Silver Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Freshman football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Friday Freshman's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sect of The Many Faced God.

Friday Freshman is ranked 3,272^nd in the world and 18^th in The Universal Order of Nations for Highest Economic Output, with 3,797 trillion Standard Monetary Units.