The Canton of Fribourg is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.948 billion Fribourgers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fribourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Fribourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 74,726 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,716 per year while the poor average 16,729, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Fribourg has designated Fribourg as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Fribourg in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Fribourg's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Fribourg's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fribourg is ranked 26,730^th in the world and 1^st in Swiss Confederation for Most Primitive, scoring 74.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.