The Supreme Command and Girlboss of Frenchy II is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.805 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 713 trillion Kernels a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,392 Kernels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,759 per year while the poor average 20,107, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

The nation leads Lily in per capita stalking, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buckeyes.

Frenchy II is ranked 28,781^st in the world and 10^th in Lily for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,100.6 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.