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Most Valuable International Artwork: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,542ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,503rd
The Supreme Commander of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
@frenchy (supreme command)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Frenchy II

Population4.874 billion


CurrencyTechnical Foul
AnimalFunky Beagle

The Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.874 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 442 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,810 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,910 per year while the poor average 19,678, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 230,864th in the world and 53rd in Lily for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 16.5 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,542ndTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,153rdMost Secular: 7,001stMost Avoided: 11,169thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,369thMost Armed: 11,415thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,931stTop
Largest Black Market: 14,683rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,656thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,097th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

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