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Most Valuable International Artwork: 191stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,455thHighest Crime Rates: 3,046th
The Ohio Supremacist of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
queen of the transgenders (supreme command)
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Frenchy II

Population9.797 billion


AnimalFunky Beagle

The Ohio Supremacist of Frenchy II is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.797 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 918 trillion Buckeyes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,791 Buckeyes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,125 per year while the poor average 22,916, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The nation leads Lily in per capita stalking, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buckeyes.

Frenchy II is ranked 48,630th in the world and 186th in Lily for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,555.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 191stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,455thHighest Crime Rates: 3,046thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 7,627thMost Avoided: 7,701stMost Secular: 8,280thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,596thMost Armed: 15,441stLargest Black Market: 15,508thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,088thHighest Economic Output: 28,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,538th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 74th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rd in the region

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