The Holy Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.836 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 439 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,810 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,910 per year while the poor average 19,678, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 207,267^th in the world and 50^th in Lily for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 547.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.