The Utter Tomfoolery of Frenchy 3 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.508 billion Frenchy 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Frenchy 3ian economy, worth 244 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,424 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frenchy 3's national animal is the Eagle.

Frenchy 3 is ranked 139,902^nd in the world and 6^th in Arboreal for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 910.1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.