Population | 45.002 billion |
Currency | bum cleavage |
Animal | albino sunbather |
The Lily-White Skin of French Speedo Man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 45.002 billion French Speedo Manians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped French Speedo Manian economy, worth 867 trillion bum cleavages a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 19,286 bum cleavages, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. French Speedo Man's national animal is the albino sunbather.
French Speedo Man is ranked 166,680th in the world and 4,309th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.57 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : French Speedo Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : French Speedo Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : French Speedo Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : French Speedo Man was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Shattered Colonies of Razorback, infecting 143 million survivors.
- : French Speedo Man was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Shattered Colonies of Razorback, infecting 65 million survivors.
- : French Speedo Man was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Shattered Colonies of Razorback, infecting 207 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : French Speedo Man was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Shattered Colonies of Razorback, killing 5 million zombies.
- : French Speedo Man was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Dunce Dominion of Cinder iteration 3, curing 13 million infected.
- : French Speedo Man was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of West Wese Lin, curing 1 million infected and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : French Speedo Man was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 21 million survivors.