by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 28th Most Scientifically Advanced: 276th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 405th
The Exarchate of
Father Knows Best State
Droit au but
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Exarchate of French Albania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.481 billion Arbanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion freks a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,944 freks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 870,521 per year while the poor average 57,113, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greco-Gallic Paganism.

French Albania is ranked 65,713th in the world and 64th in Wintreath for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,113.82 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 276thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 405thMost Corrupt Governments: 563rdLargest Black Market: 792ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,622ndMost Secular: 1,671stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,060thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,141stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,444thMost Cultured: 2,781stSmartest Citizens: 3,189thMost Efficient Economies: 4,438thHighest Economic Output: 5,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,818thLowest Crime Rates: 6,825thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,605thMost Stationary: 9,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,800thMost Developed: 11,826thMost Influential: 12,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,666thLargest Governments: 13,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,079thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,439th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the region

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