by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Information Technology Sector: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 79thLargest Black Market: 126th
The Exarchate of
Democratic Socialists
Droit au but
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

French Albania

Population20.492 billion

CapitalAgde
LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithThe Massilian Mysteries

Currencyfrek
AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.492 billion Arbanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,648 trillion freks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 568,455 freks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Massilian Mysteries.

French Albania is ranked 1,627th in the world and 2nd in Wintreath for Most Cultured, scoring 296 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 79thLargest Black Market: 126thMost Advanced Public Education: 150thMost Secular: 185thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 222ndHighest Average Incomes: 256thSmartest Citizens: 412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 448thLargest Agricultural Sector: 574thHighest Economic Output: 583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 891stMost Corrupt Governments: 902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 964thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,162ndLargest Governments: 1,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,337thMost Developed: 1,394thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,486thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,552ndMost Cultured: 1,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,322ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,414thHighest Food Quality: 2,851stTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,698thMost Stationary: 4,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,491stHealthiest Citizens: 4,530thRudest Citizens: 4,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,980thLargest Retail Industry: 8,892ndMost Influential: 9,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,463rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,231stMost Inclusive: 12,467thMost Patriotic: 14,395thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 15,757thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,228thMost Income Equality: 23,895th
Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report