by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 24th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 218th Largest Black Market: 489th
The Exarchate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Droit au but
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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French Albania

Population7.268 billion

LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithGreco-Gallic Paganism

AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.268 billion Arbanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion freks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,475 freks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greco-Gallic Paganism.

French Albania is ranked 176,493rd in the world and 194th in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 24thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 218thLargest Black Market: 489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 509thMost Corrupt Governments: 631stMost Secular: 1,255thHighest Average Incomes: 1,558thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,630thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,908thMost Cultured: 2,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,632ndSmartest Citizens: 3,019thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,753rdHighest Economic Output: 4,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,900thLowest Crime Rates: 5,969thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,947thMost Stationary: 8,588thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,730thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,808thMost Efficient Economies: 10,902ndHighest Drug Use: 10,990thLargest Governments: 11,664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,896thMost Influential: 12,270thLargest Retail Industry: 12,774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,910thMost Developed: 13,966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,084thMost Authoritarian: 14,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,041stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,106th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the region

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