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Largest Information Technology Sector: 35th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 157th Largest Black Market: 444th
The Exarchate of
Father Knows Best State
Droit au but
Influence
Squire
Jarl of Regional Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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French Albania

Population8.874 billion

CapitalAgde
LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithThe Massilian Mysteries

Currencyfrek
AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.874 billion Arbanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. The average income tax rate is 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,735 trillion freks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 308,310 freks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Massilian Mysteries.

French Albania is ranked 115,538th in the world and 242nd in Wintreath for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring zero on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157thLargest Black Market: 444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 668thMost Corrupt Governments: 676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,088thHighest Average Incomes: 1,343rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,779thSmartest Citizens: 2,414thMost Cultured: 2,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,392ndHighest Economic Output: 3,482ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,083rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,085thMost Efficient Economies: 4,191stRudest Citizens: 4,219thMost Secular: 5,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,596thLowest Crime Rates: 5,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,914thMost Stationary: 7,378thTop
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Most Developed: 9,329thLargest Governments: 9,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,416thLargest Retail Industry: 10,962ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,307thMost Influential: 12,447thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,601stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,137th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.

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