by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 26th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 201st Largest Black Market: 453rd
The Exarchate of
Father Knows Best State
Droit au but
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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French Albania

Population7.618 billion

CapitalAgde
LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithGreco-Gallic Paganism

Currencyfrek
AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.618 billion Arbanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,269 trillion freks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 297,883 freks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Kairosean Eagles for their most menial jobs, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in French Albania, Arbanian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greco-Gallic Paganism.

French Albania is ranked 49,320th in the world and 86th in Wintreath for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 201stLargest Black Market: 453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 642ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 955thMost Secular: 1,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,433rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,954thMost Cultured: 2,642ndSmartest Citizens: 2,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,448thHighest Economic Output: 4,247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,325thMost Efficient Economies: 4,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,549thLowest Crime Rates: 6,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,679thMost Stationary: 8,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,317thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,755thMost Developed: 10,217thLargest Governments: 10,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,482ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,110thMost Influential: 12,186thLargest Retail Industry: 12,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,499thHighest Drug Use: 13,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,738thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,026th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : French Albania lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : French Albania lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, Arbanian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in French Albania.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, companies are turning to trained Kairosean Eagles for their most menial jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, Seraphin Makroleon's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups.
  • : Following new legislation in French Albania, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.

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