by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 18th Most Scientifically Advanced: 322nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 409th
The Exarchate of
Father Knows Best State
იყოს ღია აღმოსავლეთით
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Political Freedom

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The Exarchate of French Albania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.102 billion French Albanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French but also Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,589 trillion freks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,410 freks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Seraphin Makroleon's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

French Albania is ranked 141,424th in the world and 187th in Wintreath for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 409thMost Corrupt Governments: 563rdLargest Black Market: 626thTop
Most Secular: 1,810thHighest Average Incomes: 1,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,499thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,816thMost Cultured: 2,876thSmartest Citizens: 3,599thHighest Economic Output: 6,038thLowest Crime Rates: 6,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,547thFattest Citizens: 6,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,536thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,351stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,799thMost Stationary: 9,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,586thMost Efficient Economies: 11,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,665thMost Influential: 12,737thLargest Governments: 12,965thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,740thMost Authoritarian: 14,528thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,935th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the region

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