by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159thLargest Black Market: 327th
The Exarchate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Droit au but
Jarl of Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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French Albania

Population12.87 billion

LeaderSeraphin Makroleon
FaithThe Massilian Mysteries

AnimalKairosean Eagle

The Exarchate of French Albania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.87 billion Arbanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,882 trillion freks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 379,397 freks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at French Albania's hospitals, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Massilian Mysteries.

French Albania is ranked 2,288th in the world and 6th in Wintreath for Most Secular, with 99.07 Atheism Rate.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159thLargest Black Market: 327thHighest Poor Incomes: 477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 502ndMost Corrupt Governments: 710thHighest Average Incomes: 905thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,535thSmartest Citizens: 1,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,902ndHighest Economic Output: 1,925thMost Cultured: 2,140thTop
Most Secular: 2,288thMost Developed: 2,289thLowest Crime Rates: 3,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,984thLargest Governments: 5,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,501stMost Stationary: 5,845thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,855thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,060thMost Efficient Economies: 6,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,892ndRudest Citizens: 7,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,343rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,541stTop
Most Influential: 11,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,813thLargest Populations: 19,199th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the region

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