by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 34th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 296th Most Scientifically Advanced: 305th
The Exarchate of
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Droit au but
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The Exarchate of French Albania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Seraphin Makroleon with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.828 billion Arbanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agde. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion freks a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 265,244 freks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 879,908 per year while the poor average 59,676, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Albania's national animal is the Kairosean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greco-Gallic Paganism.

French Albania is ranked 179,952nd in the world and 221st in Wintreath for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -37.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 305thMost Corrupt Governments: 568thLargest Black Market: 749thMost Secular: 1,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,657thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,992ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,452ndMost Cultured: 2,789thSmartest Citizens: 3,147thMost Efficient Economies: 4,544thHighest Economic Output: 5,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,254thLowest Crime Rates: 6,625thMost Stationary: 8,872ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,783rdMost Developed: 12,058thMost Influential: 12,284thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,613thLargest Governments: 12,760thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,136th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the region

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