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Most Secular: 1,285th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,334th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,543rd
The Spiral of
Left-wing Utopia
Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Freien

Population5.952 billion

CapitalMarxstadt

CurrencyLack Thereof
AnimalWolf

The Spiral of Freien is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.952 billion Freis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxstadt. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Frei economy, worth 653 trillion Lack Thereofs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,810 Lack Thereofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is relatively low. Freien's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freien is ranked 4,032nd in the world and 38th in Grenada for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 60.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Secular: 1,285thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,543rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,950thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,151stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,817thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,957thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,623rdMost Inclusive: 5,545thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,649thMost Politically Free: 6,542ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,703rdMost Cultured: 6,836thMost Developed: 7,742ndLargest Governments: 8,038thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,715thNudest: 9,008thMost Pacifist: 9,492ndNicest Citizens: 9,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,011thSmartest Citizens: 10,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,449thMost Influential: 13,672ndHighest Drug Use: 15,379thHealthiest Citizens: 16,444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,770th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Freien's influence in Grenada rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Freien's influence in Grenada fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Freien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Freien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Freien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Freien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Freien's influence in Grenada rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Freien's influence in Grenada rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Freien's influence in Grenada rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Freien's influence in Grenada rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".

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