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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,461stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,282nd
The Federation of Free Lands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Freeuli

Population3.892 billion

CapitalSpilimberc

CurrencyMerlot
AnimalRed Wine Drinker

The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.892 billion Freeulians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spilimberc. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Freeulian economy, worth 329 trillion Merlots a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,614 Merlots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Spilimberc's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown. Freeuli's national animal is the Red Wine Drinker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freeuli is ranked 3,939th in the world and 3rd in Middle Earth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.4 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,461stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,804thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,561stMost Pacifist: 4,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,673rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,773rdNicest Citizens: 8,161stSafest: 8,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,048thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,985thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,958thMost Inclusive: 15,213thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,276thBest Weather: 16,897thLargest Governments: 17,974thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,746thSmartest Citizens: 19,975thMost Politically Free: 20,089th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, Spilimberc's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Freeuli was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.

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