Population | 10.453 billion |
Capital | Tesburg |
Leader | The Grand Council of Electorates |
Faith | Captlisterism |
Currency | teick |
Animal | Tick |
The Free Republic of Freelanda2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand Council of Electorates with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.453 billion Freelandaians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Freelanda2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion teicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,576 teicks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,825 per year while the poor average 35,645, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Freelanda2ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and aides are afraid to ask if The Grand Council of Electorates wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freelanda2's national animal is the Tick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Captlisterism.
Freelanda2 is ranked 283,033rd in the world and 4,741st in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 5.8950656716 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Freelanda2's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Freelanda2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Freelanda2's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Freelanda2's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Freelanda2 relocated from Old Hampshire to Artificial Solar System.
- : Freelanda2 applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Freelanda2's influence in Old Hampshire rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Freelanda2's influence in Old Hampshire rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Freelanda2's influence in Old Hampshire rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Freelanda2's influence in Old Hampshire rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".