by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 5th Most Advanced Public Education: 28th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 95th
The WA Puppet of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Skippy says shoot first and ask questions later.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The WA Puppet of FreeGunsForAll is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shooter Magee with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.436 billion Gunners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uziton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient FreeGunsForAllian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Gambling, Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 112,957 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visit FreeGunsForAll to mass-moon FreeGunsForAllian politicians, graffiti graces every city's streets, Shooter Magee's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FreeGunsForAll's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Shotgun Legs.

FreeGunsForAll is ranked 168,537th in the world and 1,143rd in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 2.89 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190thMost Subsidized Industry: 268thMost Efficient Economies: 356thLargest Black Market: 362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 565thMost Stationary: 1,197thRudest Citizens: 1,578thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,350thMost Avoided: 2,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,074thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,402ndHighest Economic Output: 4,965thLargest Populations: 5,574thMost Armed: 5,886thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,284thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,537th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 65th in the regionMost Armed: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Primitive: 95th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, Shooter Magee's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, tourists visit FreeGunsForAll to mass-moon FreeGunsForAllian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : FreeGunsForAll voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom to Seek Care".
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 214 » Achiotopia, Seranis, Tzo, Osea Island, Grungerock, The Soylent Green Party, Earth Federation, Imbarien, Rex Republic, Slaytania, Solleana, Coreras, Beiluxia, Hacame, Mystiquelle, Testa, United Governments of Newrope, Zaqaz Death, Weaubleau, Snoozing Buffalax, Wolfhunters, Zyrcrestia, Spncrgmn, Kokkinostan, The Separatist Land of RM, Anfuhrer, Blogotopia, Creeptopia, Linkdahero, Wysrod, American Republic of Independent States, Great ducate of time lords, Chip Skylark, Dimensionals, Kyrizstanislav, Weedelia, HN67, Manlinesslavia, Palman, Samonaemia, New Katamenia, Lamborghini Murcielago, Old Atlantica, New Dracora, The Tasmanian Islands, Rigadia, South Baker, Sprucia, Uprus, Grimlandia, and 164 others.Seantonia, Colonel Terrosit, Zeganas, Zuslosal, Perzische Keizer, Cybershield, Future of Mankind, Grifopolis, Nimiling, Parpaza, Collective Society of Clementi, Better Indonesia, Northern African Sahara, Those against abusers, Oom, Al-Dhaki, Hawalius, Ishkabibber, The Dwemmer, Spiritbw, Aspistania, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Astrx, Democratic republic of pancakes, Khon, The New Earth Federation, The Biggles Syndicate, Phrados, Anollasia, Serlone, Brandeis, Asplundh, Greater New Amsterdam, UNpoopburg, DunNaGall, Tsim Sha Tsui, Molea, Free Tristania, Aleg, NorthernMassachusetts, Puffandria, South Bourbonstan, Baudelafstan, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Downhillandia, Kebecois, Gentletopia, Corynthio, Doorma, Keeri Kingdom, Rejekstan, Tijdtevelia, Boo bie Land, ShadowVoltia, Danyl, Mers Plo Mar, Valcour, Crustacion, Edorask, Wonderstrands, Tangora, Tycorn, Free Carolinas, Durius, United Socialists of the Highest Power, Solights, The Awesome Blue Order, Luxastan Empire, Lexomia, Ursanland, Acertas, LiberationVille, Lebenlauf, Neo Saorsa, Chad9, Finswedeway, Kilenel, The Starlight Islands, Markanite, Wheydia, Karlando, Arnor and Gondor-, Fiodiya, Carbrabukka, Ater Nox, Spudlandia, Evil Dictators Happyland, Numbeia, Terai, The Iron Crown Order, Germanic and Jewish people, Stroulia, LimpBizkit, Time Currency, Natanan, Pacem Valley, Myopic, Barycenter of the Amazing Newtonian Hell, Auruh, Freedomship, FreeRepublicChina, Monkswood, Swabbistan, Tyriassian, Psolick, Rabbitomia, The Western Lands, Ironica Butterfly, Pax Athena, New Gilboa, Harperians, Mentoville, Gewisse, Whatapity, Kuznes, Roisin Dubh, Person677, Lysandrion, Odrin, SHASLAND, Wentera, Wizlandia, God1, United Engwratessa, Ambipom, Ceflania, Eicant, Citer Dhazu, Jecmenek, Newplacelandia, De La Warr Empire, Spontania, P O E, The African Emirates, Thranon, Wolfpredator, Western Aler Lite, Eisuden, Great Flutland, Forkbeardland, Chemistrania, RednYellow, Automne, Billy Bob Jenkins, Amblingardelln, Asmira Central, Mannche, Eeumeria, Freres La Cote, Lowistort, Isles of Swag, Kal Chauah, Kanaia, Nowernia, Maddinville, Piralandia, Dustwind, Isentran, Supeary, Datland, The Dramatic Region of Zilkend, The Katahari Grasslands, The Republic of Judea, and Republic of Tikistan.

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