by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 5th Most Advanced Public Education: 29th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th
The WA Puppet of
Father Knows Best State
Skippy says shoot first and ask questions later.
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The WA Puppet of FreeGunsForAll is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shooter Magee with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.825 billion Gunners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uziton. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FreeGunsForAllian economy, worth a remarkable 2,135 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,943 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreeGunsForAll's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Shotgun Legs.

FreeGunsForAll is ranked 151,825th in the world and 1,015th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 7.85 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 29thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117thMost Subsidized Industry: 171stLargest Black Market: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314thMost Efficient Economies: 368thMost Corrupt Governments: 464thMost Stationary: 1,154thTop
Most Avoided: 2,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,709thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,871stRudest Citizens: 4,220thHighest Economic Output: 4,297thLargest Populations: 5,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,582ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,597thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,322ndLargest Governments: 17,761stHighest Average Incomes: 17,873rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : FreeGunsForAll was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : FreeGunsForAll was endorsed by The Republic of Gaintry.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, fruit pickers with degrees in Bald Eagle psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in FreeGunsForAll, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Achiotopia, Seranis, Tzo, Osea Island, Grungerock, The Soylent Green Party, Earth Federation, Imbarien, Rex Republic, Slaytania, Solleana, Coreras, Beiluxia, Hacame, Mystiquelle, Testa, United Governments of Newrope, Weaubleau, Snoozing Buffalax, Wolfhunters, Zyrcrestia, Spncrgmn, Kokkinostan, The Separatist Land of RM, Anfuhrer, Blogotopia, Creeptopia, Linkdahero, Wysrod, American Republic of Independent States, Great ducate of time lords, Chip Skylark, Dimensionals, Kyrizstanislav, Weedelia, HN67, Manlinesslavia, Palman, Samonaemia, Lamborghini Murcielago, Old Atlantica, New Dracora, The Tasmanian Islands, Rigadia, South Baker, Sprucia, Uprus, Grimlandia, Seantonia, Colonel Terrosit, and 158 others.Zeganas, Zuslosal, Perzische Keizer, Cybershield, Future of Mankind, Grifopolis, Nimiling, Parpaza, Collective Society of Clementi, Better Indonesia, Northern African Sahara, Those against abusers, Oom, Hawalius, Ishkabibber, The Dwemmer, Spiritbw, Aspistania, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Astrx, Democratic republic of pancakes, Khon, The New Earth Federation, The Biggles Syndicate, Phrados, Anollasia, Serlone, Brandeis, Asplundh, Greater New Amsterdam, UNpoopburg, DunNaGall, Tsim Sha Tsui, Molea, Aleg, NorthernMassachusetts, Puffandria, Baudelafstan, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Downhillandia, Kebecois, Corynthio, Keeri Kingdom, Tijdtevelia, Boo bie Land, ShadowVoltia, Danyl, Mers Plo Mar, Valcour, Crustacion, Edorask, Wonderstrands, Tangora, Tycorn, Free Carolinas, United Socialists of the Highest Power, The Awesome Blue Order, Acertas, LiberationVille, Lebenlauf, Neo Saorsa, Finswedeway, Kilenel, Wheydia, Karlando, Fiodiya, Carbrabukka, Evil Dictators Happyland, Terai, The Iron Crown Order, Stroulia, LimpBizkit, Natanan, Pacem Valley, Myopic, Barycenter of the Amazing Newtonian Hell, Auruh, FreeRepublicChina, Monkswood, Swabbistan, Rabbitomia, The Western Lands, Ironica Butterfly, Pax Athena, New Gilboa, Harperians, Gewisse, Whatapity, Roisin Dubh, Person677, Lysandrion, Odrin, SHASLAND, God1, Ceflania, Newplacelandia, The African Emirates, Wolfpredator, Western Aler Lite, Chemistrania, Automne, Mannche, Eeumeria, Freres La Cote, Lowistort, Isles of Swag, Nowernia, Maddinville, Piralandia, Dustwind, Isentran, Datland, The Dramatic Region of Zilkend, The Katahari Grasslands, Dominion Of Compassion, Casyra, Emanian Republic, Caesarian Rule, Unwo, Fritt Halogaland, D4rk1ight, Syvie, Sygnafylki, NoMoon Country, North East Westeros, Saturn Glimmer, Neko Catpanions, Qetyre, Storber, The Peninsular, Czechppines, Brignir, Drellica, Kira Worshipers, New Minerve, Samgreat, Auzora, Centropeana, Psolick, Fascist polish-lithuanian commonwealth, Fleidan, Kamshrirthull, Ithokebet, Bestburg, The Bohemians, Bosnae-Herceg, Mostly Idiots, Nintandia, Kemeros, PrateeKosmos, Ashirou, Faulknaria, Velk-Htaaj, Varyxos, United States of Kerthina, Saarwald, Yennel, and Gaintry.

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