The People's Republic of Freedomindia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by We The People of India with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.326 billion Freedomindians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nalanda. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedomindian economy, worth 857 trillion Mohors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,012 Mohors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of We The People of India performing the Full-Monty are selling out, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freedomindia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freedomindia is ranked 49,958^th in the world and 2,450^th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 60.39 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.