The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.447 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,990 trillion diabloes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 270,511 diabloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, business leaders commend the government for enacting a emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Freedom Fascistsian emissions at all, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 123,145^th in the world and 4,828^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.16 Crimes Per Hour.