The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Freeman with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.465 billion Freedom Fascistsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,857 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,759 Freedom Units, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, Freedom Fascistsian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 4,840^th in the world and 119^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 133.29 on the Hayek Index.