The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.365 billion Freedom Fascistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,541 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 323,985 Freedom Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Freedom Fascistsian flag can be displayed, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 89,892^nd in the world and 3,208^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 73.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.