The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.811 billion Freedom Fascistsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,703 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,898 Freedom Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and getting a blood transfusion from a Freedom Fascistsian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 1,612^th in the world and 43^rd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 265.47 insults per minute.