The District of Freedom Being is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.821 billion civilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Freedom Beingian economy, worth 411 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,341 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", Freedom Being has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Freedom Being in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freedom Being's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Being is ranked 252,331^st in the world and 4^th in The Realm of Freedom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.95 law-abiding acts per hour.