The Commonwealth of Freed Animals is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by their president with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.556 billion Freed Animals love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deadwood. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The strong Free Animalian economy, worth 817 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,708 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Freed Animals. Crime is totally unknown. Freed Animals's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freed Animals is ranked 1,757^th in the world and 1^st in Reality for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,164.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.