The Commonwealth of Freed Animals is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by their president with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.785 billion Freed Animals are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deadwood. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The strong Free Animalian economy, worth 751 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 69,638 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Free Animalian ambassadors, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime is totally unknown. Freed Animals's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freed Animals is ranked 159,555^th in the world and 4^th in Cascadia for Rudest Citizens, with 35.38 Insults Per Minute.