The Protectorate of Free Vistle Man Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.268 billion Free Vistle Man Islandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Free Vistle Man Islandsian economy, worth 472 trillion Flingos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,980 Flingos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,346 per year while the poor average 2,882, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Vistle Man Islands's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Free Vistle Man Islands is ranked 268,724^th in the world and 2,080^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.