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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,115thBest Weather: 2,782nd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Хлеб для хлеба, кровь за кровь
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free United States

Population26.028 billion

CapitalMeridian City
LeaderStanislav Mirokovich

Animalcrowned gyrfalcon

The Commonwealth of Free United States is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stanislav Mirokovich with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.028 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meridian City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,882 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,744 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free United States's national animal is the crowned gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free United States is ranked 214,885th in the world and 33rd in Nasicournia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,115thTop
Best Weather: 2,782ndLargest Populations: 3,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,370thHighest Economic Output: 4,604thSafest: 4,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,854thNicest Citizens: 4,951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,164thHealthiest Citizens: 8,502ndLargest Governments: 8,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,967thLowest Crime Rates: 9,404thMost Cultured: 10,939thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,151stMost Inclusive: 14,390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,288thMost Devout: 17,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,637th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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