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Highest Crime Rates: 385thMost Armed: 601stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 714th
The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of
We don't even take our own nation seriously.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Free Union of Collective Kingdoms

Population15.341 billion

LeaderMr Ed the Italian Pirate


The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Ed the Italian Pirate with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.341 billion useless slobites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutella. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong useless slobite economy, worth a remarkable 2,125 trillion Lolzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,527 Lolzes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,075,111 per year while the poor average 4,640, a ratio of 231 to 1.

Useless slobite farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Union of Collective Kingdoms's national animal is the Manul, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is ranked 17,407th in the world and 230th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,913 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 385thMost Armed: 601stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 714thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 874thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,010thFattest Citizens: 1,075thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,180thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,307thMost Avoided: 1,358thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,645thHighest Drug Use: 1,725thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,047thLargest Retail Industry: 3,072ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,563rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,778thRudest Citizens: 4,217thMost Stationary: 4,330thHighest Economic Output: 6,402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,669thNudest: 7,171stLargest Mining Sector: 7,683rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,780thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 9,096thLargest Populations: 11,013thHighest Average Incomes: 16,251stMost Pro-Market: 16,373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,944thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,407th
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the region

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