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Highest Crime Rates: 390thMost Armed: 647thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 747th
The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of
We don't even take our own nation seriously.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Free Union of Collective Kingdoms

Population17.566 billion

LeaderMr Ed the Italian Pirate


The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Ed the Italian Pirate with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.566 billion useless slobites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutella. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong useless slobite economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion Lolzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,527 Lolzes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,075,111 per year while the poor average 4,640, a ratio of 231 to 1.

Useless slobite farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Union of Collective Kingdoms's national animal is the Manul, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is ranked 241,276th in the world and 1,221st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -30.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Crime Rates: 390thMost Armed: 647thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 747thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 808thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,019thFattest Citizens: 1,115thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,309thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,332ndMost Avoided: 1,348thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,663rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,739thHighest Drug Use: 1,845thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,505thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,339thLargest Retail Industry: 3,605thMost Stationary: 4,012thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,021stRudest Citizens: 5,111thHighest Economic Output: 6,326thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,788thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,986thNudest: 9,992ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,236thLargest Populations: 10,458thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16,635thHighest Average Incomes: 16,953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,623rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,951stMost Influential: 19,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,516th
Highest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 56th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Populations: 105th in the region

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